birth ORDER!

First Born (aka ayong) : Bossy. Always gets what she wants. Kids most likely to end up discovering the cure for cancer, hosting her own talk show, stepping up to the alien mothership when it lands and being all “Hey, welcome to Earth” etc.

Last Born (aka Imran/Ajin) : Baby. Always gets what they want. Kids most likely to be CEO of a major corporation, dictator of a small country, supermodel, you name it.

Middle child (aka me) : Lost in the shuffle. Never gets what she wants. Kids most likely to end up a teen runaway, living on leftover Big Macs scrounged from Dumpsters behind the local Mc Donald’s for weeks before anyone even notices she is gone.

-Its true. I read this somewhere.